Why does Littlefinger meet Sansa in a brothel? What did the Faceless Men do in Valyria? Why did the children of the forest create the white walkers? Why doesn’t Euron bloody Greyjoy have an eyepatch? Can Jorah’s greyscale be cured? Why is Kinvara talking about Varys’ balls? What’s the political situation in the north? And… hodor?


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The Doom of Valyria happened about four hundred years ago, not two hundred